Probably more awkward than calling himself kitten. Way less awkward than jealousy.
[ Hedge, don't. He'll react to both at once and mostly just get busy very efficiently bandaging Jason's shoulder - making sure the bandage will stay on with movement, since he doesn't see Jason as someone who's going to stop moving and let it heal.
He's jealous of most of the people who I talk to because I'm not talking to him right now. But you and I aren't fucking and we won't, and you need friends, and he needs....company.
[He says it and he means it.]
And you're both taciturn idiots so you can sit in a room together and you can tell people you were with another human without actually socializing.
[ He gets the bandage in place and starts taping. Was that a deliberate Cyclops pun? Yes. Is he going to change his tone at all to indicate it was deliberate? No. ]
[ He wants to be fussy but he didn't actually miss Jason telling him not to act like a 'dad', even if he pretended to. So he backs off physically as well as metaphorically, closes up the kit and extends the knife back to Jason, hilt first. ]
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Jealousy and...this. Not him, but Logan and Dick.
Doesn't stop getting things ready to go, even when he opens his mouth.]
That sounds really uncomfortable for everyone. [ Especially Jason, maybe.]
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[Is he hedging? Yes.]
I mean, there are better names, it's true.
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[ Hedge, don't. He'll react to both at once and mostly just get busy very efficiently bandaging Jason's shoulder - making sure the bandage will stay on with movement, since he doesn't see Jason as someone who's going to stop moving and let it heal.
...He doesn't know anyone who would, actually. ]
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[He just finds the notion of making fun of Tiger's name ridiculous from people who go by codenames like Cyclops.]
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[ He was a kid and okay, Jason, fine, he'll go along and let the evasion happen. ]
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[His eyebrows go up, and he can't fucking believe he's defending Tiger, of all people, considering how he feels right now.]
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I was taking the other option available for conversation since you were dodging around jealous and I'm dodging around everyone I actually know.
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[He says it and he means it.]
And you're both taciturn idiots so you can sit in a room together and you can tell people you were with another human without actually socializing.
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[ He gets the bandage in place and starts taping. Was that a deliberate Cyclops pun? Yes. Is he going to change his tone at all to indicate it was deliberate? No. ]
And don't call me human.
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[He says it softly.]
You got the wound, eyemeta?
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[ Pretty soft as suggestions go. ]
Or anything else that could pass as a name. I'm done with the cut. You want me to try to clean up the bullet hole?
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[But he won't.]
I'll dig it out. I have experience with that. Thanks.
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Any time.
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Hang a ribbon from the window.
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All right. Why?
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[Which is as good as saying I don't mind if you're here.]
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I'll do it. Thanks.