I'll teach you as you go. It's going to need maintenance and it'll be better if you're not reliant on me for that. You can repay me by letting me take it out once in a while.
I had nobility schooling which was just my caretaker tutoring me, really, but I was crap at trying to memorize things like the history. at least accounting and poltics and manners can be learned through practice
So you learn better through doing than rote memorization that lacks context.
Because I was raised mostly orphanage run buy a telepath who fucked with my head enough most of my memories of that time period are still pretty questionable and then I was busy with the X-men.
He has some strange obsession with me. I don't know exactly why.
And reports from my future say I'm working with him. I don't know why I'd do that, either. I'd rather kill him but he's got backup bodies and just... moves to a new one.
I wish I could be more mad on your behalf, but I don't think I can be. There are some things worth working with bad people for. And no I'm not going to explain that, just chalk it up to me being you or something and let it be
I got possessed by a ghost once, tried to kill my friends. They had to fight me until they could knock me out cause I'm the only one who can un-possess someone of course.
True. Well, then I'm sorry for future you. Current you I can get drinks and a motorcycle project.
Probably a little, but not directly or any way that really matters. It does make things better - it makes things better here, too. If nothing else I can direct them back to each other and get their attention off me, without worrying about them.
...I'm functionally color blind. You don't want me to paint anything.
I’ll be there in two shakes, my wings are all new and improved anyway
[But he will absolutely just show up in the next five minutes or so. Likely without knocking, but he has the decency to drop the wings before coming in.]
He takes the glasses with a raised brow. “Friend of a friend took the restrictions off, I can use them whenever and for as long as I like. Seemed more useful with how much I was needing them. Just didn’t know his magic could play well with mine.”
He at least does as he’s told….and instantly hates it. “How the fuck do you navigate with these? Everything’s red. Or pink. How do you even manage depth perception?”
There's a red line on his nose but there's... no tanline on his face from the glasses. He holds his hand out for them, but doesn't move.
"Because no depth perception and red is better than blind?" he asks, dryly amused. "I'm going to go out on a limb and say most motorcycles are black, though, and that you probably shouldn't ask me what color things are."
“Well…yeah, alright.” He places them back in Scott’s hand and rubs the bridge of his nose. That felt odd, even without all the red.
Chris leans his arms on the counter. “Fine, black, then. You could’ve told me any color and I’d likely believed you. Carriages are either red or brown or painted in family colors, but cats here come in every color imagined.”
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Alright. I'll start looking
I can try to help with the fixing? Probably more like handing you things though, I've no mind for machines, even the little ones back home.
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I'll teach you as you go. It's going to need maintenance and it'll be better if you're not reliant on me for that. You can repay me by letting me take it out once in a while.
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Deal and done. Is it going to require book learning?
I'm not great at that.
[But he could try]
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No books. This is the listening and doing kind of learning.
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Good. That, I can do.
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I'm just shite at study
I had nobility schooling which was just my caretaker tutoring me, really, but I was crap at trying to memorize things like the history. at least accounting and poltics and manners can be learned through practice
why was your schooling hit or miss?
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Because I was raised mostly orphanage run buy a telepath who fucked with my head enough most of my memories of that time period are still pretty questionable and then I was busy with the X-men.
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Why the fuck is your life so weird?
Why was he messing with your head? I hope you killed him for it.
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And reports from my future say I'm working with him. I don't know why I'd do that, either. I'd rather kill him but he's got backup bodies and just... moves to a new one.
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I wish I could be more mad on your behalf, but I don't think I can be.
There are some things worth working with bad people for.
And no I'm not going to explain that, just chalk it up to me being you or something and let it be
But I am sorry. It sucks.
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And it doesn't really suck for me, at least yet. Like I said: Future.
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True. Well, then I'm sorry for future you. Current you I can get drinks and a motorcycle project.
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Future me's got a nice functioning threesome going and is just fine. Let's stick with the drinks and motorcycles.
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Those two things aren't related for you, are they? Like ended up in the functional threesome because you've got to work with a shithead?
Also do you paint motorcycles?
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It does make things better - it makes things better here, too. If nothing else I can direct them back to each other and get their attention off me, without worrying about them.
...I'm functionally color blind. You don't want me to paint anything.
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I'd pick the colors you just hold the paintcan
what colors do they usually come in?
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I’ll be there in two shakes, my wings are all new and improved anyway
[But he will absolutely just show up in the next five minutes or so. Likely without knocking, but he has the decency to drop the wings before coming in.]
You called?
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"I need an explanation for new wings." He is not going to kiss Chris, just take his glasses off (eyes closed) and hold them out. "Put those on."
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He at least does as he’s told….and instantly hates it. “How the fuck do you navigate with these? Everything’s red. Or pink. How do you even manage depth perception?”
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"Because no depth perception and red is better than blind?" he asks, dryly amused. "I'm going to go out on a limb and say most motorcycles are black, though, and that you probably shouldn't ask me what color things are."
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Chris leans his arms on the counter. “Fine, black, then. You could’ve told me any color and I’d likely believed you. Carriages are either red or brown or painted in family colors, but cats here come in every color imagined.”
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