[ That is another joke, this one self-depreciating. There's also nothing wrong with his eyes, but that's not the joke. For all Chris knows he doesn't even have eyes, but still.
Another beat or two of processing and he sighs. ]
In my defense I've had at least one person in my head for decades. It makes verbal communication less... necessary than it might otherwise be.
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[ That is another joke, this one self-depreciating. There's also nothing wrong with his eyes, but that's not the joke. For all Chris knows he doesn't even have eyes, but still.
Another beat or two of processing and he sighs. ]
In my defense I've had at least one person in my head for decades. It makes verbal communication less... necessary than it might otherwise be.