Chris shakes his head. "No. Never been here at that age. Didn't even know my team then, didn't meet them till I was twenty-two. Not sure if I appreciate the thought on my youthfulness or resent the idea you seem to think there's something particularly young about me when I'm nearer to twenty-seven at this point than not."

Easier to gripe about that than ask 'fine for what' he could maybe guess.

"Why'd people think you were dead? What'd you do?"